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Police: You've Been Hit By a Smooth Criminal

Spokane Police confirmed the worst fears today of many of the city's residents. You have, in fact, been hit by a smooth criminal.

Jerry's Story That Has Video

This is the Welcome Back Kotter Theme Song.  I like Epstein the best.

From The Library Of Mike Fessler

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News Bandit Strikes Again

News Bandit Strikes Again

A Spokane man ran through KXLY's newsroom wearing nothing but a doughnut today, shouting obscenities and frothing at the mouth. 

Fake Headlines Are Amazing

Fake Headlines Are Amazing


The Spokane Mayor's Office says Fake Headlines are absolutely amazing.

Jerry's Fake Headline

Jerry's Fake Headline

Here's a story that is at least ten words long.  It's great!

Spokane Named Most Pit-Bull Friendly City

After realizing that every dog in Spokane was at least part Pit-Bull, the city has taken extra steps to be kind to this much-maligned breed.  Pit Bulls have even become the de facto choice for babysitting the children of meth-addled parents.